FRENCH KISS

Vocabulary

flaws: defectes

slut: meuca

nostrils: finestres del nas

sizzles: chisporroteos

drizzles: plugims

gamble: aposta

fainted: desmaiat

guilty: culpable

charming: encantador

rot: podrir

twitch: contracció

Summary

Kate and Charlie were going to get married. Charlie went to Paris alone because Kate was afraid about flying. One day, Charlie phoned Kate to tell her that he felt in love with a French goddess. 

Kate faced her fear and sat on the plane to go to Paris and save the love of her life. By the way, she met a French man Luc who used her to pass some material from Toronto to Paris, so he hid a vine with a necklace into Kate's bag. At the end, someone stole her luggage with Luc's necklace in, so he helped her to find it.

They got back the bag but not the passport and money. When Kate discovered that Luc used her to pass the necklace she got very angry. Kate was ready to do whatever was necessary to recover her love, and she decided to go to Cannes, but the trip changed everything... A true love story began...

Luc Teyssier

Hi, I'm Luc and I'm a drunkard, a kleptomatic and a impotent man from La Ravelle. My family had a big vineyard, but I lost it because I lost a single hand poker with my brother, so he inherited all the vineyard and I went away from my village because I was sick to death of beeing th man who lost his birthright. For that I became a thief. I went to Toronto and I stole a necklace and a vine to start a new vineyard. I mate Kate during the trip to Paris, and I used her bag to pass my necklace and the vine. But in Kate's Hôtel my friend stole her luggage, so I helped her to recover her luggage and my things. I stole a car to go to my friend's house and during the trip she spoke about my little problem. When we arrived to the thief's house he told us that he has bought everything except the little bag - but the passport and the money weren't there- and the vine. Then, after that, Kate got very angry because I used her like bullshit and she went  to recovered her love who had cheated her with a goddess. And I followed her because she had my necklace. When I met her she was eating and she got sick and we had to stop in la Ravelle's station. We met my brother and I had to hit him once or twice, nothing exceptional.  Finally we arrived to Cannes, a beautiful city and we met Charlie and Juliette, the goddess. At night Kate and Charlie went to have dinner and I stayed with Juliette. My little problem was solved! But when I was with Juliette at bed I said " Kate, oh, Kate", so Juliette got angry and she throwed me away, so I went to Kate's room. I think that night I fell in love... Next morning Kate went to the jewlery and she returned with a lot of money. Then Kate was going to return to Canada, but finally she decided to stay here, in France, with me, with our vineyard...

Roleplay

Kate: You know, all men are bastards.

Luc: Well, not all. I mean, some are just trying to help.

Kate: You know, I never thought I'd be the kind of woman to say this, but it's true. All men are bastards.

Luc: The guy who was talking to you, he was...

Kate: A bastard. A Eurotrash-in-Armani kind of bastard.

Luc: He was wearing a black suit? With a yellow shirt?

Kate: Yeah.

Kate: You know him?

Luc: Come on.

Kate: Of course you know him. All bastards know each other.